After ten years of rejection, Johnny Thrust—a former insurance analyst—has finally achieved his dream: buying a house in the magical kingdom of Hedonia!

Johnny's new home has everything he could want. Horny nymphs frolic in his backyard, nipplefruits grow on trees, and, in his kitchen, there's a magic fridge that spawns unlimited ice cream and tacos.

There's just one problem: Johnny is a temporary resident! To keep the house of his dreams, Johnny must complete one Quest a month as a service to his kingdom. If he fails, he'll be sent back to Earth, memory erased, never to return again.

When a winged messenger arrives bearing Johnny's first Quest, he soon finds himself on a laid-back adventure full of mystery, silly laughs, kinky twists, and more monster girls than Johnny can lay his hands on ...

WARNING: This 18+ harem novel features copious (and I mean copious) amounts of innuendo and adult content. If you don't like reading about that kind of stuff, please stay away! You have been warned.

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